BOYS ARE STUPID AND THE BIBLE IS WRONG

Snakes are the answer.

GOOD TO SEE YOU

NOT

I DON'T LIKE AMERICA

A TOAST TO THE FUTURE

“You are the same today that you are going to be in five years from now except for two things: the people with whom you associate and the books you read.” Charles Jones, Gardener

CRY BABY

NEVER BE A CRITIC!

even so, a v. sweet, v. appreciated review of my first book: click!

when i first saw you i really thought you were a wet dream come but now i know that you don't care about somebody else's...

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MODERN MISOGYNY

"people who listen to noise music but still talk about women like it's the 1950s."